Effective immediately, the duties and responsibilities of tinkleflick kid have been reorganized to better reflect the structure of the organization. Noah has been promoted to the newly created position of Prince. His duties will include feeding the fish, management of the toy truck fleet, dirt pile development and he will also continue to fill his vital role as Assistant Chicago Bears football fan. Natalie was brought in to assume the new title of Princess. Since she is new to the organization, so she will be learning the ropes for a while but is expected to make an immediate contribution in the he “extra cute” department.
The animals, as useless as ever, will all remain in their current positions and, as a result, have all been effectively demoted. After an emergency meeting, the animals issued a joint statement declining comment and referring inquiries to their attorney who was not returning calls. The tinkleflick SIO (Statistical Information Office) told tinkleflick.com, however, that the animals are projected to see an immediate increase in tail-pulling which will be partially offset in the first quarter of 2007 by increased table scraps.