Despite last year’s reduction in the animal workforce through the layoff of one cat, Tinkleflick Enterprises has announced a substantial expansion planned for the second half of 2005.
The most siginificant addition will be a new baby of a yet to be determined gender expected to arrive on December 9th. Delilah, the Evil H.R. Director of Tinkleflick Enterprises (and sole remaining dirty, useless cat) said “The addition of another baby will allow Tinkleflick Enterprises to cement itself as the stereotypical suburban American family.” Deliliah continued, “It will also scare the crap out of the dog and me…I will probably never again emerge from under the bed.”
When reached for comment, Cookie M. Tinkleflick, Director of Homeland Security and dog added, “Yeah, like I need another one of those things yanking on my ears. But I guess the boy already ruined my life, so what’s one more?”
Tinkleflick also announced a physical expansion of its present campus facility to accommodate the increased headcount. Construction will soon begin on a 252 square foot “accessory structure” to be added on to the back of the garage, covering what is now the garden. This new structure will house the office facilities and also serve as a multi-media room, music room and general hideaway.“Our information infrastructure needs will be better served with a more modern and specific space,” noted Ralph Flick, Chief Financial Officer and Senior Geek . “Besides, I’ve been getting dressed in the living room for a couple of years now so I can finally just move all my stuff into the backyard.”
“Amen,” Wendy Flick, Vice President of Operations responded.
The current office will be converted into Noah’s new bedroom leaving the nursery for the new baby.
“I believe that my new room will allow for more room for my toys and better access to the living room,” commented soon to be dethroned Prince Noah. “I am not sure I understand all this excitement over the baby…I mean, it will just play cars with me and then go home, right?”